Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We got so high we made milksteak
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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