maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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