PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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