I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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