Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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