And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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