paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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