my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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