She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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