why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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