Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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