She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
