She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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