no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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