Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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