No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Do plants get herpes?
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