There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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