college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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