Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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