This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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