I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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