I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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