Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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