At least make sure they are 18
Why
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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