Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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