So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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