when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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