Dual....:-)
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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