There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
bring money and cleavage
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize