He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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