Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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