So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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