I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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