I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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