He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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