Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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