these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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