i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
we're so committed to being not committed
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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