So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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