only if we run a train.
done.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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