I want to stick my p in your. b.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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