Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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