why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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