What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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