So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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