So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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