Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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