the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
