It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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