i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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