bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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