You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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