I heard we made out
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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